We’ve all been a bit miffed at the prez for missing the prayer breakfasts during his first term.  He canceled some, refused to attend others and basically made a complete rear end of himself all the while proclaiming himself to be a righteous Christian of the highest order.

Well, the one time he decides to show up, Michelle in tow, he gets a bit of medicine delivered neurosurgeon style.  That’s right.  Barry had to sit and listen as every major policy he has put forward was soundly and completely debunked by a Dr. of the Brain: a black Dr. of the Brain at that.

Dr. Carson starts his speech with four texts.  I am highlighting them because of their importance:

Proverbs 11:9  With his mouth the godless destroys his neighbor, but through knowledge the righteous escapes.

Proverbs 11:12   A man who lacks judgment derides his neighbor but a man of understanding holds his tongue.

Proverbs 11:25  A generous man will prosper.  He who refreshes others will himself be refreshed.

2 Chronicles 7:14  If my people who are called by my name will humble themselves and pray, and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and forgive their sins and heal their land.

Having heard Dr. Carson speak in person, I can vouch for his impressive speaking ability and ease with being on the right side of the political spectrum.  To honor this occasion properly, please watch the video below and enjoy the spanking as much as I did.