Intrepid readers! We have a busy day ahead… Feast your eyes below:
- Star Trek Into Darkness plot revealed! Tee Hee! And breaking news: Someone who’s actual real life I’m not kidding #TrueStory birth name is Benedict Cumberbatch will be playing the as yet to be named villain in the hotly awaited film. K? Did you get all of that? Allll – righty!
- GOP Senators are “more disturbed than before” after meeting with the stealthily dishonest Susan Rice. And do you see my surprised face? No? That’s because she’s a liar y’all!
- We’re talking Fiscal Cliff with Congressman Tom Price on He Said She Said tonight!! Be sure to tune in by clicking here: http://tobtr.com/s/3951345
- Jamie Foxx thinks Barack Hussein Obama is Jesus. Black viewers at BET Music Awards applaud wildly. Yes we have officially entered Bizarro World.
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